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Unsolicited Advice
Friday, October 09, 2009
Dear Screenwriters: How many different adaptations of "A Christmas Carol" do we need? I mean, really, another one? I hope these are really easy to write.
Dear Jim Carrey: Typecasting sucks.
Dear Producers of the Nightmare on Elm Street remake: The world is not ready for a Freddy Krueger who looks like the Cat in the Hat.
Dear Kevin Williamson: This had better be good.
Dear Jamie Kennedy: Stay dead.
Dear Whoever Made This: More, please.
Dear Darthleather: You are a racist. Nice handle, by the way.
